How to Go Back in Time and Kill Hitler

What is needed:

• history book
• time machine
• a snack (preferably snickers, if there is danger to turn into a diva when you are hungry)
• ultra-bullet-proof-whole-body attire
• black leather gloves
• mask
• a gun
• enough cartridges
• hand grenade

Estimated time needed:

• four hours

Warning! In case you are not yet of legal age, ask an adult for help or forget that you have ever found this instruction!

Going back in time to eliminate one of the worst personalities of history is most probably one of the impossible missions that many would have done with a smile on their faces. Have you ever thought about actually doing this to save the lives of millions of innocent people? If yes, then you will be happy to read this instruction that will, most certainly, help you with achieving this.

Step 1:

Take your history book from school (in case you burnt it after graduation, borrow one from the city library) and choose a time and date you want to go back to. I would recommend choosing a special event you want to go back to. For instnance, 1933 in Rosenheim, when Hitler picks up friends from München. You know that he will be on the road between Rosenheim and the Obersalzberg.

Step 2:

Buy yourself a time machine and learn how to use it. If you do not know how, read the manual.

Step 3:

Place your snack, your gun and sufficient cartridges into your backpack.

Step 4:

Put on your ultra-bullet-proof-whole-body attire, mask and your black leather gloves and step into the time machine.

Step 5:

Turn it on and travel back to 1933.

WARNING!  Be sure to use your gloves before stepping out of your time machine, otherwise you will leave finger prints on the gun.

Step 6:

Park your time machine right on the road between Rosenheim and the Obersaltberg for Hitler to pass. Wait there until Hitler passes by with his car.

Step 7:

When you see the car from afar, aim for his heart or his head and pull the trigger.

Step 8:

In case you see him move after shooting him, throw your hand grenade in front of his car.

Step 9:

Run into your time machine and travel home immediately. Treat yourself with a snickers on your way home.

Congratulations, the impossible mission finally has became possible!

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